..without any previous connections to Earth?
yea...I figured slim.
welcome to my headache.
I thought about making a whole new language (just for one set of people)
But that sounds time consuming, and I really am not up to it.

I'm tried of thinking about this. My brain hurts.
Tips on what I could do here?
Thanks in advance =)
JO,
I won't have to worry about the narrator. She is a human from Earth. I'm just stuck on the native people on the planet =)

Teaching baby to speak pig latin and chinese?

My son is due soon, and i think it would make things easier for him in the future if he learns a new language when hes young. My boyfriend and i are considering only speaking Chinese and Pig Latin when he is born so he speaks the languages fluently before he even starts grade school. only problem; we cant speak chinese or pig Latin. Is there a professional i can hire to come to our house for 5 years and speak chinese and pig latin??

Thank you in advance,
Slaphie and Dick