I’m planning on TIME TRAVELING in the near future and am looking 4 someone to go with me. Do you speak Latin?

I've done this once before, but didn't have anyone with me who spoke Latin. What a mistake that was. It's kind of dangerous, with all the pillaging and all, but can be very rewarding. If you would like to be considered, reply here and tell me a little about yourself. Do you know how to use a sword? Make a sword? Ride a horse? Make fire? Are you strong? In good health? No contact lenses wearers!! No one with allergies or bad gas either! I mean it. This trip will probably take us a year, but you will be back immediately after we leave.
I went a week ahead to see who was going to reply to this and picked the winner. Thanks to every who is GOING to answer this question right after this.

p.s. We are now back. We'll, I'm back.. Sorry about that "I'm the King, I'm the King" stuff... It was funny at first..
I felt so bad, I went back and was planning on stopping myself from proclaiming I was the king, but when I got there, I decided to break my own balls and yelled "He's not the King! I am." It was pretty funny stuff. It's weird that this didn't all play out at once thought. You would have thought I would have remembered it the first time.

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12 Responses to “I’m planning on TIME TRAVELING in the near future and am looking 4 someone to go with me. Do you speak Latin?”

  1. Anna M Says:

    I do. I took 2 years of classical Latin in High School, and I’m continuing with it next semester in college. I think I’ve got the pronounciation down–I took classical Latin, and the pronounciation we learned is thought to be the closest to the original. I’ve got a dictionary and phrase book, so simple conversation shouldn’t be too hard.
    I know a little swordplay(self-taught), I can handle a horse pretty well, and I can make fire. I’m in pretty good health, no allergies or anything.
    When are you planning on leaving?

  2. Kathy Says:

    Alea jacta est, Dr Who.

  3. Andrey T Says:

    i’ll be available in 2025, august 23, please call me then

  4. i_martindale Says:

    I finished time traveling in 2058.It can be difficult if you dont research.

  5. q2003 Says:

    Very few people speak latin, and those that do can’t know if they are actually pronouncing the words correctly. There are, however, a lot of people who can read latin fluently. If you found someone who could speak Romanian, that would be your best bet.

    P.S. I can ride a horse.

    P.S.S. Agita tuam praedam!

  6. Thin Kaboudit Says:

    Take me if it’l be close to Christmas time!

    Reno erat Rudolphus
    Nasum rubrum habebat;
    Si quando hunc videbas,
    Hunc candere tu dicas.
    Omnes renores alii
    Semper hunc deridebant;
    Cum misero Rudolpho
    In ludis non ludebant.
    Santus Nicholas dixit
    Nocte nebulae,
    "Rudolphe, naso claro
    Nonne carum tu duces?"
    Tum renores clambant,
    "Rudolphe, delectus es?
    Cum naso rubro claro
    Historia descendes"!

  7. jjnsao Says:

    I have already tryed that stuff son and all it does is make you an old man lmao

  8. JIM R Says:

    Time travel gives me the runs,sorry, no more for me.

  9. lyra_mp3 Says:

    Hail to the king. I’ve got some free time….

  10. ginabgood1 Says:

    Wow. Fascinating stuff. I can’t speak Latin. What has Latin got to do with time travel anyway?

  11. 3apa3a Says:

    have big boobs… no allergies… survived Communists (twice), Capitalists(ooh), and Anarchy, now surviving in the jungle… had to deal with snakes, spiders, scorpions and bad boys… survived a dog bite, and few cow attacks. fought several times with a monkey for food, using a broom as a sword! can climb on trees, but can’t come down. know three languages perfect, two understand but can’t speak proper, insults in more then 10 languages, know perfect body language. without restraint, used to fool\scare people on the street and to film it.
    met Santa Claus.

  12. thewordofgodisjesus Says:

    I don’t think you’ll go until you become a light beam first. You can’t go the speed of light without BECOMING light ENERGY!

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